Disclaimer: Fan’s reflection. Please read it with mindset of humour unlike my other blogs. Thank you.
Ladies and Gentlemen….Drum roll 🥁 Drum roll 🥁 it is your England Cricket in the Ashes for just one hour only.
Presenting you with
“Robin hood SCOT BoLAND”
Properties : Ball Arrow, New Bats though used in three venues, Stumps the fort.
In a cracking voice, umpire calls “Play”
Stokes charging up first was attacked, missed his aim and disappeared the stage with a groan aaaaaahh.
Bairstow protected his territory but got attacked in the leg. He moaned I can fight….I can fight and shouted for DRS. He was dragged out from the stage as he couldn’t perform any more.
Root lifted up his collar and did a swagger act to put away the arrows and riding high galloping keeping fear in but confident out. The sword back fired and the king succumbed to protect the fort and perished from the stage.
Mark Wood performed a Rajnikant act who sent back the ball arrow but Boland was awake to catch it.
Robinson did a short cameo and it was so quick that audience couldn’t remember.
Anderson did a consistent act to disappear and he is been doing it in all venues worldwide.
It was time out before Butler could act. On this occasion the fort was intact without any self infliction.
Boland just ran through with his Arsenal on the stage. He charged from the word go and left England in tatters. Eventually took a bow showing the ball (6 for 5) to the audience for an applause and standing ovation.
The telgraph review as “Aussies Overpowering”
Mirr review as “Enthralling and best give back to the English audience resulted in saving electricity and sleep”
A Guardion review it as “Gripping by Boland”
Fans say “The rubber was invisible…suggest it needs to be bigger so that they can aim better”
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